if I ever get abducted by aliens, I hope they look like thor
the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck
PLEASE DO NOT ASK BAND MEMBERS TO FUCK YOU IT IS RUDE AND INSANE THEY ARE HUMANS NOT PIECES OF MEAT DO YOU WALK INTO THE GROCERY STORE AND YELL FUCK ME AT EVERY ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT YOU SEE I MEAN COME ON
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
excuse me but
is that david tennant opening a cupboard full of martin freeman?
Yes. Yes it is. And no, those aren’t photoshopped in. That is legit in the movie.
I still need to see this.
What’s teh name of it, again?
GOD I KNOW THIS ISN’T AS FUNNY AS I TAKE IT, BUT I’VE SEEN NATIVITY AND THIS JUST CRACKS ME UP AND EVEN IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FILM, DAVID FUCKING TENNANT IS STARING AT A SHRINE OF MARTIN FUCKING FREEMAN AHAHAHAHAHA
it’s like The Doctor entering Sherlock’s mind palace
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
this is a metaphor for my life
that poor fucking cat is so confused
after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat